The Advantages Of Being A Homely Old Broad

Did she just say there are advantages
to being a homely old broad,
Oh my God,
what could they possibly be?
Well sit down and listen,
and I am sure you will see.
A homely old broad
tries just a little harder,
 but don't let her looks fool you,
she's got some pretty tasty goodies,
in her sensual larder.
A pretty girl can lay there,
never move a muscle,
and she thinks it is enough,
A homely old broad
 has to try harder,
and she is made
of much more creative stuff,
Just dance with her once,
in the horizontal hustle
She can rock you
shake you.
bend you,
 break you.
You don't want to want her
but she knows just how to make you.
Homely old broads come in all sizes,
short,
tall,
chubby,
bony.
Homely old broads are the real thing,
no need to be a phoney.
A homely old broad is a red hot mama,
Any fella who 'says he's never had one
is just plain full of baloney.
A homely old broad
is the ultimate woamn,
or so I've been told.
Hey, you didn't think
I was speaking of
myself,
did you?
Honestly,
I swear to you,
I"m really not that OLD!